Complete Disaster!

This December has been a total disaster for me =\

Why?

1.) I went to service my bike which cost me 270RM.
2.) I got a $70 fine from NEA saying that my bike emit too much white smoke.
3.) Drop into a 50cm deep man hole while walking on the same day I receive the fine.
4.) My dad exerted too much force and he pulled out my bike choke.
5.) Rush to Malaysia to fix my choke and cost me 35RM.
6.) My bike tire went punctured just before I want to fix my white smoke problem in Malaysia.
7.) Head for the nearest petrol station and the air pump is OUT OF ORDER!
8.) Head for the second nearest petrol station and the air pump is ALSO OUT OF ORDER!
9.) After pumping some serious air into my tire, I headed for Malaysia once again.
10.) I went into Malaysia within the time frame of less than 24 hours.
11.) Stuck in the massive causeway jam which I queued for 1 hour and 30 mins.
12.) Fix my white smoke problem which cost me 65RM.
13.) Fix my tire problem which cost me 5RM.

If you think you had a bad weekend, what about my me?

All THESE SHIT happen within the time frame of 1 week!